toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
