So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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