Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
