you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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