So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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