12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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