Who wears a wallet chain?!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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