He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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