white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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