5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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