My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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