i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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