But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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