people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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