this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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