is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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