hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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