Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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