Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm like, not good at living.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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