All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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