I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Four minutes until I can fart!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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