Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
