Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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