I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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