I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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