This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
