So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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