Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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