he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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