i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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