uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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