Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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