belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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