i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The adults are the big ones right?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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