Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
worst night to have a conscience
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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