If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
