Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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