I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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