What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
