Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
dude. I can hear the air.
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