we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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