I can tuck mytits in my pants
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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