It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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