I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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