Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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