OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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