OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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