I wish i was in the wii world.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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