This show inspires me to have sex in space
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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