I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
